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  Tuna fish
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CHOOK IN BOOTS 
One sunny day in August, 
another large brown paper wrapped parcel arrived - addressed to 'Miss Pes'.
Pes was a shopper doll.
When she was unable to get to the big shop she would order by home phone; saucepans, gutbusters, teeth whitners, leg shavers, tomato knives, and 100 set CD collections....
She examined the large parcel... while the Rednecks discussed whether they would load butane or propane into their torches today.
The parcel come from Port Lincoln South Australia and Con said it probably contained a big tuna about thirty inches long. He said most big tuna live off Whalers Way in the cold waters of the Great Southern Ocean.
Pes gave him a blank look as he went on to explain that all the Boston Island oysters had been eaten by the aborigines before they went walk about to the Flinders Ranges.
Quickly ripping off the wrapping before the big fish swam away, Pes wondered what colour it was and whether it would live in her chest with the dolls or if she should put it off the wharf into the bay.
With the end flap down Pes looked in the box for the water. She knew that fish needed water to breathe and to stay alive. But her hands remained dry.
The Recknecks were at the ready with their blow torches primed for a barbeque. Fish fried Cajun Style sounded good and reminded them of home in Tennessee. They were eager to get their hands on this big Aussie fish.
Pes rustled paper and plastic, popped some bubble wrap and giggled in the box. Then to the Rednecks surprise she appeared with a golden Toni Ward.
Disappointed that they couldn't bbq the Toni Wand, they fired up the butane in order to set fire to it instead. Pes quickly beat them with it and told them it was not a burning witches pole.
There was a scratching sound - something was moving in the box. Pes excitedly climbed in hoping to find the big tuna.
When out popped Chook in Boots - the feral foul of the Eyre Plains.
Pes stared in amazement at the tubby chook and its big hiking boots.
The Rednecks fired up their butane torches in readiness for some bbq chicken - hot Cajun style.
They were missing the home cooked Kentucky Fried.
Pes told the Rednecks they were not having a bbq with the chook and beat them back with her new Toni Wand.
Taking the chook into her protection annoyed the Rednecks who were mighty hungry and ready to set fire to the chooks big boots.
They set fire to the box in disgust.
(picture coming soon)
to be continued......
doll diaries
Petite in the woods - coming soonIntroduction I - Potty and the Orb Web Weaver
Introduction II - Lake Baikai to Cicadas at Coppacabana
Introduction III - Haunting Lights of the Seventh Millennium coming soon
Adventure I - Unpacking the Tennessee RedNecks
Adventure II - Pes & Ellen-ly discover the Aussie Way
Adventure III - Part 1 Pes Livingstone does Northern Queensland
Part 2 Basheir to Bundaberg coming soon
Adventure IV - The tuna that turned out to be a chook
Adventure V - A Scary encounter with the hairy Tweed Valley Troll coming soon
Adventure VI - Pes and Ellen-ly meet the Dolly Llama coming soon
Adventure VII - Bugs of the Secret Garden
Adventure VIII - The Opening Ceremony -Vudu arrival
